Calgone

On my way home
Police car pulled me over

After they left, i puttered out of gas
Triple-a came, but my card was expired!
I had to walk home, and of course
It rained Half the time (Half the time)
I tried to get some shut-eye
Then i was abducted
They put cold things in my butt
They sampled a bit of my d.n.a.
They left me on top of my sheets
I dreamt i went potty
Then woke up drenched in me

This day sucked the hardest ever
I woke up on the wrong side of my bed today
A little bit less than nothing would go my way

I woke up to toss my soiled sheets
The hallway was dark and i stubbed my big toe
It was then that i sensed the irony (Burning me)
Then i heard the voice say
"come sail aboard s.s. nepenthe!"

I suppose i'm to blame
I woke up on the wrong side of my bed today
A little bit less than nothing would go my way

Thank goodness
For bathtubs and suds(?)

I suppose i'm to blame for getting pulled over
I guess i'm the culprit for running out of gas
Let's assume i'm the guy
Who didn't pay his 'triple-a' fee
In actuality, i let the zetas probe me
Yesterday was all my fault
I let negativity get the better of me
Thank goodness for the bathtubs and suds
They temporarily set free this quandary

I woke up on the wrong side of my bed today
A little bit less than nothing would go my way
I woke up on the wrong side of my bed today
A little bit less than nothing would go my way

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