She Had A Penis

Verse 1 It's friday night, me and marty, We got some girls over, we gonna party Tonight, everybody's feeling right, I see a brunette she's looking pretty tight I don't know, what I was thinking, She says to me, what are you drinking? I'll say I'll have a carlsberg please, Next moment we're under the sheets Pre-Chours Say I, woke up in the morning with a pain in my ass, Don't ask baby cause I don't understand, Turn around and what did I see? She had a penis, she had a penis... Chorus Woah, oh, oh, oh, She had a penis (x2) Verse 2 Monday morning, kinda awkward, Avoiding eye contact, like a whore would, Judgemental looks, like I was a crook, Even my maths teacher, hide behind my books, She comes sits next to me, I raise my hand, sir I gotta pee, He says no, just hold it! Like the bitch took my dignity and sold it Pre-Chours Chorus Bridge What am I going to do? I am so confused, Recently I've been thinking One Direction are pretty cool I can't find my way, so messed up from yesterday But all I know for certain... Pre-Chorus Chorus