St. Homewrecker

It's that time of year, yeah, yeah, yeah Filled with Christmas cheer I may be getting old But I'll get my man this year I don my ranger mask and yeah, yeah, yeah Paint my face a'gold Raise my armpits in the air Yeah, "Death to Mr. Cringle!" I want to kill Santa Claus! I want to kill Father X! Flashback in the kitchen Where I saw my mommy and A bearded man kissing, yeah Cheating on my old man now My blood boiling now inside I grip the gun behind the tree I come around the corner and Suddenly I see... Ho ho ho ho! (Run, rabbit ...) Merry Christmas, everybody! (Run, rabbit ...) RUN, RABBIT, RUN! Godammit! He got away again But I'll be waiting patiently Come this time next year Every December I hear the song Of mommy cheating with Santa Claus Gunna rid the world of that Homewrecker because I want to kill Santa Claus! I want to kill Father X! I want to kill Santa Claus! I want to kill Father X!