Took A Shit On Christmas Eve

I was sitting on the loo Really taking a massive poo I knew that the hour was late But that shit really couldn't wait Took a shit on Christmas Eve Took a shit on Christmas Eve I really wish I could've peed Took a shit on Christmas Eve I heard a thump from the chimney floor Wanted to peek from out the bathroom door I needed to get off of that toilet fast But then more shit started streaming from my ass Took a shit on Christmas Eve Took a shit on Christmas Eve I really wish I could've peed Took a shit on Christmas Eve As the stream of crap finally stopped I quickly made sure that the toilet was unclogged But before I went back to bed I went outside and Santa was really there Took a shit on Christmas Eve Took a shit on Christmas Eve I really wish I could've peed Took a shit on Christmas Eve