I'm Going to Church (feat. Isaac A. Gonzalez)

I'm going to church Doo doo doo doo doo doo They've started up some new youth groups And so I'm going to church Doo doo doo doo doo doo To say some prayers and shoot some hoops I'll be home before eleven and my homework's done There won't be any girls there, just some guys having fun And we'll play one-on-one If you let me go to church My mom had always had to drag me to church So she was so happy I wanted to go to Connor's church, she said yes right away So Connor and me starting going to the center every Thursday But then a bunch of guys there were planning to go dance at a gay club I mean, there was no way I could go I'm seventeen; they wouldn't even let me in But one of the guys was able to get us all fake IDs and I thought, why not But I had to come up with a reason to be out all night So when I asked my parents, I said I'm going to church Doo doo doo doo doo doo For a lock-in overnight And so I'm going to church Doo doo doo doo doo doo Just a group of guys in our savior's light While I know this came up quickly, let me put you at ease What could be more holy than some boys on our knees So I ask you pretty please Can you let me go to church And it worked So, I spent that Friday night dancing at my first gay club and it was awesome I met this really cute guy there named Elijah; we all call him Eli Him and me started hooking up After a few weeks, he asked me to spend the night at his house By this point, I was feeling pretty daring, so I told my mom I'm going to church Doo doo doo doo doo doo And at dawn, we'll have to leave To make it to church Doo doo doo doo doo doo You can ask his mom if you don't believe It's the early morning service and we'll leave at first light So it would make it easier if I spent the night And his mom said it's all right So can I go to church And so Eli and me had our first sleepover His parents are really cool, so they basically left us alone That Thursday, we found out that the center was hosting a drag contest Eli and me were basically obsessed with Drag Race So Eli came over that night while my parents were out and we went all out I'm talking full drag! Waxed legs, high heels, makeup We were having so much fun that I kinda lost track of time So when we were heading out, I ended up running into my parents My dad just kinda stared My mom was literally clutching her pearls And I thought, this is it, this is how I die But then I said I'm going to church Doo doo doo doo doo doo For a hell house they opened last week So I'm going to church Doo doo doo doo doo doo To show what happens when you're spiritually weak If you fall prey to temptation, then you'll seal your fate There's nothing like a drag queen to scare kids straight Please don't make me late 'Cause they're waiting at church Looking back, this is probably when they started to get suspicious But they seemed so relieved in that moment, they just let me go I didn't win the drag contest, but it was the best night Eli and me were hooking up pretty often now And we even talked my parents into letting him spend the night a few times The first time, I wouldn't even sit near him But after a couple of times, I started to let my guard down And one night, Eli and me were hooking up in my bedroom And my mom walked in on me On my knees With Eli's cock in my mouth So now I'm in church Doo doo doo doo doo doo Within a day, my dad had dropped me here In this backward-ass church Doo doo doo doo doo doo 'Cause there's no way in hell that his son is a queer Now I know I tricked my parents and have no one to blame But when I'm screwin' guys, I just don't feel any shame Hell, I even made 'em call out God's name When I took 'em to church Can I hear an amen