Penny The Dog

Lived with a dognamedPenny JackRussellPit Who bit the shit out of my roommate Said he wasgonnaput her down But I don'tthinkhe did He kept ashotgunby my bed Said, "Ifanyonecomesthroughthe back door Pump thatfuckerfull of rock salt He'sgonnawish he was dead Gonna wish he was dead" Lived with a dognamedPenny Shebarkedlike hell when He came in, and his face was red Put awhiskyon my chest Said, "It's been a yearsincemyparentsdied In ahotelfire Would you have adrinkwith me I'mbetteroff dead" Said I'mbetteroff dead Lived with a dognamedPenny JackRussellPit Who bit the shit out of my roommate Said he wasgonnaput her down But I don'tthinkhe did He kept ashotgunby my bed Said, "Ifanyonecomesthroughthe back door Pump thatfuckerfull of rock salt He'sgonnawish he was dead Gonna wish he was dead"