Arizona Christmas

Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow Snow isfallingall around Oh wait, just kidding, it's anArizonaChristmas We'll have astaycationat the Marriott Up on amountainwhere it's nice and hot this Christmas When theweathercools down it's a biting,chilly68 degrees And this year I toldeverylast one of my family I'd try oneverysweater that they made me Ithinktheysecretlyhate me 'Causetrustme, they made me a lot And it's alittletoo hot to bewearingtheirsweatersoutside Look at Frosty,watchhim go Wait, just kidding, he'smeltingon the pavement Chopping down ourChristmastree From theforestwhere the fire's blazing When thebulbsburn out it's not like we cansimplyblame the Grinch It's much morelikelydust got in ourpowersockets And Santa'sgonnahave anupsettummy From jalapeño cookies 'Causetrustme, we've got someweirdthings But look it up It's all 5-star recipes Look at Rudolph'sbrightred nose Wait — hischeeksandshouldersare so red too Better stayinsideyour house It may bewinterbut the sun will burn you It doesn'tmatterwhathappensto be the season Sandals are astapleif youwannafit in AndSantahats go on the yard flamingos And if youwannasee snow It's aquicktwo-hour drive But if youlivedhere yourwholelife You'llfreezetodeathif you step outside When theweathercools down it's a biting,chilly68 degrees And this year I toldeverylast one of my family Toleaveme be so I can thaw in my house Hotchocolateto my mouth 'Cause I just can'tstandthis cold ArizonaChristmasis thewarmestone I know