There S Nobody Less Rock N Roll Than Me

There`s nobody less rock `n` roll than me I can`t get drunk, I can`t do drugs I`ve got no street credibilit y I`m a telly tubby, a tubby teddy When my centre spread is loved and fed I`m comletely happy Call the police, I feel I`ve been fleeced I can`t get liad, I can`t do raves I`m all respectability I`m a trifle pathetic and I`m not very brave For the sake of health, I shit myself and run the other way But there`s a place where I can go To get off my face when I feel low A hell shaped room without a view Whefre I can be when I`m with you There`s a place thats in my bed Its in my heart and in my head Theres a way for me to go When I`m feeling rock `n` roll.......rock and roll