If I Had a Campfire...

One day I went to the store Got s'mores And then I went home To roast them on my campfire But the truth is I don't have a fire Or any s'mores to eat So I'll just sit on my bed And dream of yummy yummy treats I love to eat flaming hot cheetos And ice cream I have some iced coffee in the fridge If I really wanted to drink it But it's already eight o'clock And so I really shouldn't So instead I will go outside And play with ruthi and the children And oh such a beautiful day today And oh I only got two hours of sleep I think I'm doing fine today Today today Today Today today And one day I will go to the store And I'll buy some s'mores And I'll bring them home to my campfire That I do not have Then I'll roast the s'mores on my campfire That I do not have Or maybe I'll just buy some hot Cheetos And some coffee From my favorite coffee shop Some coffee from my favorite coffee shop Cause they pay me To sing there and that makes me happy Cause if I get paid I can buy more coffee and then I can Sing some more and play some more And it's a great little Financial circle That we do here in Duncanville In the suburbs Like the Texans do Singing with the Semi's And the birds And the trees And the I dunno And the words And the freezing cold Just kidding it's hot outside Hmmmhmm Hmm hmm hmm Hmm hmm hmm