Overheard at a Central Park Kiosk

Do you have a map? Istherea restroom? Where are the hop-on hop-off buses? What'sgoingon in there? I'm just looking Theturtlepond, where's theturtlepond? Is it a pond withturtlesin it? Can I see theDakotabuilding from here? Am Ipointingnorth? Where are thetenniscourts? Do you keep asupplyoflittlebags? My dog hasn'tpoopedyet, but it's only amatterof time ThemovieHitch, where's that place? Friends with Benefits, where's that place? This map can't bereallyfree Show mewherewe are on my map Amartinibar on top of the Met, is that for real? Which way is Madison? Tell meaboutthatlittlecastle I lost my phone Please say that you have it I want a bike I can't rent a bike I seeeverybodyelse here isridingbikes Why are you nothelpingme get a bike? Where is thefountainfrom Friends? IsthereShakespeare nearAlicein Wonderland? Do you hear airhissingfrom both ofthesewheels? Are wefacingthewrongway forStrawberryFields? Now I'm not sure, but Ithinkif you haveaccessto apoliceradio Youshoulddo something Aren'tpeoplesupposed to walk only one wayaroundthe reservoir? I feel I need toreportthis to somebody Is TheyMightBeGiantstonight? May I have a pen? I just need to write What's yourpasswordfor Wi-Fi? Why is that concealed? At thispointare we too far fromStrawberryFields? Do you know thestoryofMayorGold Head? Hemarkedstraight lines Double-dealing he confined So precise, he even drew a place Forimmigrantsand Jews, but he didn'tbuckleup And fell Out of a plane Did he see itflyingaway? It'sstillaterriblething tohappento somebody I didn't mean to be mean in that way Did you find the road? I'm lost here You need to keep up Don't ruin this year This path just goes right, then disappears See? There's Fred Lebow Watching for your time Douglasjudgesnorth Savelookingout for signs You'll be on that side Near Diana's slides But if you find Balto You've gone too far WestDrivewanders It's nice to ride a bike Stop off for dinosaurs, planets, and samurai Get back on that drive Walk from Webster's state Thelongerway Has theshorterwait