Descent Into Madness!!!

So I got in my car thismorningand Idroveto thelocalstore I waslookingfor somedeliciouslooking ham. Oh boy, thisstuffmakes me cream In mymouthof course, not in my pants. AndobviouslyI went to look for the out of date stuff That's the stuff, that's the goodstuffright there. Oh baby Oh baby So theotherday I went to have ashowerbut I realised, oh shit, I ran out of soap So I went down and had a lookaroundand there'snothingin the house I had to use butter. Nicecreamymargary allthroughmy hair Itcrispedmerightup. Islickedback my hair like John Travolta. I felt so sexy, oh my god SothereI was, all 47, the hams in my hams. Yeah, you get it, hams, hams Anyway, I turn to thecashierbut shelooksat me with disgust Sherealisesit's out of date. I look at her, I don't know what to say, Ibreaka sweat I put my cash on thetableand run down. I don't know what to do anymore I've got the fedsafterme. I've gotmilitaryup my ass I don't know what to do with this out of date hams, all I want is to eat Oh my ham, what am Igoingto do? What am Igoingto do So itturnsoutbutterworks asbrillianthair grease Istartedusing it moreoftenandbeforeI knew it I had thetastefor it Istartedusing bars ofbutteras bars of soap And sure, lifebecamereallygreasyafter that But it wasworthit, that's what I loved Packs of dogs arechasingme down thestreettrying to lick thebutteroff my palms But Iloveddogs, it was all great Localsbegantosuspectwitchcraft, theythoughtthe dogs were my familiars Theybeganto rally, they hadpitchforksand torches But Islippedaway like hot butter, literally SothereI was,lockedaway in a prison,armedand to war,underthe same thing Betrayed by thehumanrace, the onepeoplewhobroughtme into this ham prophecy And then I realised, I am the next Hamlet, the one and only sent from God I amgoinginto adescentinto madness Soafterthat,wholefiasco , I gotcaughtfor speeding And incourtthey justdecidedthat I was acrimeagainst humanity I wasthrownin an asylum, it was a hell hole in there But I met this one dude whoreallylikedeatingout of date ham And I don't know what wasgoingon, I was in adescentinto madness AndthereI was,lockedaway in a prison,armedand to war,underthe same thing Oh what a shame, to put somebucketsin the door, and Ham'salwaysgone away I don't want to eat this one, my hair on top, I'm nowdepressinghim, I'mstarvingmy hands