Mr. Frump In The Iron Lung

I visit Mr. Frump in the hospital I see him most every day And when I see Mr. Frump in his iron lung This is what I hear him say [deep breathing] Y'know, Mr. Frump is my very best friend He's never a chump or a tease He never tells me lies, and best of all He never disagrees I bring him candy and flowers every afternoon Sit down by his side and say "Hi" And then I ask him his opinion of the world situation And I wait for Mr. Frump's reply, and Mr. Frump would say [deep breathing] Well, unfortunately, soon it came to be Mr. Frump's dying day And now I bring to you the very last thing That Mr. Frump had to say.... [deep breathing, that fades and dies off] Amen