Driving Home To My Spreadsheet

Out in the city, under those bright neon lights Folks are dancing, the band's playing " Beyoncé" right But me, I'm heading home, it's where I want to be Got a hot date tonight, with Office 365 (ohhhh oh-ohhhh) I'm driving home Home to my spreadsheet Oh, I can't wait to see those cells I'm driving home to my spreadsheet Driving home to my spreadsheet Formula magic 'til the morning light It's Excel time all night long My buddies hit the tavern, shootin' pool, havin' fun Me, I'm dreaming 'bout formulas, and all the work I've done Pivot tables, macros too, oh Excel's my sweet gal I find my solace in her grids, she's my kind of pal I'm driving home Home to my spreadsheet Oh, I can't wait to see those cells I'm driving home to my spreadsheet Driving home to my spreadsheet Formula magic 'til the morning light It's Excel time all night long Some find love in a crowded bar, with a slow dance and a scheme But my heart beats for data charts, a colorful spreadsheet dream Forget the whiskey, ditch the wine, no need for a lover's retreat Just gimme a pie chart, sweet and divine, that's the only kind of treat I am a freak in the sheets, and my passion's complete Freak in the sheets My spreadsheets sing, my numbers soar In my sheets, I can't be beat I'm driving home Home to my spreadsheet Oh, I can't wait to see those cells I'm driving home to my spreadsheet Driving home to my spreadsheet Formula magic 'til the morning light It's Excel time all night long I'm driving home Home to my spreadsheet Oh, I can't wait to see those cells I'm driving home to my spreadsheet Driving home to my spreadsheet Formula magic 'til the morning light It's Excel time all night long