Ode to North Myrtle Beach

Ode toNorthMyrtle Beach Left thehomesteadin Ohio ForNorthMyrtle Beach Where life is so convenient Witheverythingin reach Although I'vegottenused to Humidity and heat Istillcan't get over all those Golfcartson the street They load'em down with lawn chairs And flytheirlittle flags If you getstuckbehind one It can be a real drag While some will move over And give you room to pass The rest won't evenrealizeyou're Right up ontheirass They'll drive'em to a restaurant They'll drive'em to a bar They'll take'emgroceryshopping Instead oftheircar They'llventureacross the highway To get down to the shore Over at Food Lion, they Parkrightat the door You can get a rear view mirror Nearly 3 feet wide His & Her cup holders Mounted on the sides Great bigknobbytires and Shinyalloywheels, so Head on down toCartsR' Us And snagyourselfa deal Then, you candriveit to a restaurant, You candriveit to a bar You can take itgroceryshopping Instead of your car You canventureacross the highway To get down to the shore Over at Food Lion, they're Doubleparkedat the door They'regreatto pick up pizza Or just to grab some beer You canroundup all the grandkids And head down to the pier They make life so convenient That much is evident If you can'taffordto own one They've got'em here for rent So you candriveone to a restaurant You candriveone to a bar You can take onegroceryshopping Instead of your car You canventureacross the highway To get down to the shore, Make it all the way to Walmart They'll let you park inaisle4 When you're old and decrepit And they tell you, "You can't drive!" Just getyourselfa golf cart Andcontinueto thrive It won't much matter You canbarelysee or hear Cause all you've got to do Is slip her into gear Then you candriveher to a restaurant You candriveher to a bar You can take hergroceryshopping, Cause you don't own a car You canventurecross the highway To get down to the shore If you take her to Home Depot Try not todriverightthroughtheir door