Mrs. Claus Has the Blues

Well he's a real cool cat as a matter of fact He wears a sack on his back, drives a red Cadillac But I haven't seen my man since we packed those toys A week ago for those good girls and boys Hey Nick when are you headin' home You left me stranded with these elves all alone Hey Nick, put on your northbound shoes 'Cuz your mama's here with the blues Whoa (Ho, ho, ho) mama, I don't think you understand Just what is happening with this travelin' clan You see, Dasher and Dancer are pickin' on Blitzen Comet and Cupid ran off with Vixen Well I've been thinkin' about my woman I've been worried about my man I hope she fed those dogs I bet he's getting' a tan I should get her a souvenir I'm so blue Think I'll get her a watch But he's way overdue Hey Nick, where the heck have you been? He's just tryin' to get those deer back together again I'd be happy with a call from your cellular phone But he's way too far from home I see six tired reindeer and three in the sleigh I-I-I had to tie 'em there to keep 'em from runnin' away Oh yeah?... and what did you do to that sleigh? It looks like you hit a tree! Oh mama, you won't believe what those doe's did to me!