Miracle [Soundtrack from the Netflix Film]

Mymummysays I'm a miracle Mydaddysays I'm hisspeciallittle guy I am a princess And I am a prince Mum says I'm anangelsent down from the sky Mydaddysays I'm hisspeciallittle soldier No one is as handsome,strongas me It's true heindulgesmytendencyto bulge But I'm hislittlesoldier! Hop, 2-4-3! Mymummysays I'm a miracle One look at my face, and it'splainto see Eversincethe day docchoppedtheumbilicalcord It's beenclearthere's no peer for amiraclelike me! Mydaddysays I'm hisspeciallittle soldier No one is as bold ortoughas me Has mydaddytold you, One day when I'm older I can be a soldier Andshootyou in the face? One canhardlymove forbeautyandbrilliancethese days Itseemsthattherearemillionsoftheseone-in-a-millionsthesedays Special-nessseemsde rigueur Aboveaverageisaverage- go figure Is it is somemodernmiracle of calculus That suchfrequentmiracles don'trendereach one un-miraculous? Mymummysays I'm apreciousbarrelina She hasneverseen aprettierbarrelina She says if I'm keen, I have to cut down on the cream But I'm a barrelina, so give me more cake! Takeanotherpicture of ourangelin thatcostumethat I made The role of tree hasneverbeenportrayedwith suchconvincingsway That's right, honey, look at mummy! Don't puthoneyon your brother Smile for mummy,smilefor mother! Ithinkshe blinked Well, take another! Have you seen hisschoolreport? He got a 'C' on his report! What?! We'll have tochangehisschoolThat teacher'sclearlyfalling short She's justdelightfulSoprecariousand insightful Might she be alittlebrighter than the norm? I know toboastit'sfrightfulform! (Take another!) Mymummysays I'm a miracle (Shelookslovely in this light) One look at my face, and it'splainto see (Honey Honey) Eversincethe day docchoppedtheumbilicalcord (Don't puthoneyon your brother) It's beenclearthere's no peer for amiraclelike me! Mymummysays I'm a miracle That I'm as tiny and asshinyas amirrorball You can be all cynical, but it's atruthempirical There'sneverbeen a miracle, a miracle, amiracleas me! Every life Ibringinto thisworldrestores myfaithin humankind Each new-born life, acanvasyet unpainted Thisstillunbroken skin Thisuncorruptedmind Every life isunbelievablyunlikely Thechancesof existence,almostinfinitely small The mostcommonthing in life is life, And yeteverysingle lifebearingnew life is a miracle! Miracle! Oh, myundercarriagedoesn't feelquitenormal My skinlooksjustrevoltingin this foulfluorescentlight And this gown isnothinglike the semi-formal, semi-Spanish gown Ishouldbewearingin the semi-finals tonight IshouldbedancingthetarantellaCui buon fareItalianoNotdressedinhospitalcotton With asmartingfront bottom And thishorrible(Miracle!) Smellylittle(Miracle!) Weaklylittlebowl of fat! (What the hell was that?) Wouldsomeonegive thisthinga bottle? Or swap it for alatermodel! Why do badthingsalwayshappento good people? Fine,upstandingcitizens like you and me? Why, when we've donenothingwrong Should thisdisastercome along? This horrible, weird-looking Hairylittlestinky feet With no sign of a winky-dink at all! Miracle! Miracle! She's a miracle! A Miracle! Every life's a miracle! The mostbeautifulmiracle I have ever seen! I can't find hisfrank& beans! Mymummysays I'm alousylittle worm Mydaddysays I'm a bore Mymummysays I'm a jumped-uplittlegerm That kids like meshouldbeagainstthe law Mydaddysays Ishouldlearn to shut my pie hole No onelikesa smart-mouthed girl like me Mum says I'm a good case forpopulationcontrol Dad says Ishouldwatch more TV