Interdimensional Two Timer

Where do you go When the jewelry in the sky comes out to play When the sun sinks down my daytime honey Who's making you their midnight fire Tell me where do you go when the sun goes down I can taste her cigarette on your breath Her lipstick tattooed on your chest Tell me where do you go when the sun goes down Candlelit in espanol I want to be your full time fool Why don't you ever walk with me in the moonlight I am starting to think you're a werewolf Or some other creature of the night She said, you want to know where I go, I'll tell ya But can you keep a secret I got enough heat on me as it is I said okay, I won't tell a soul She said not even your imaginary friends can you tell what your told I crossed my fingers and I went into a trance She said this is where I go, here take my hand On Tuesday nights I fight crime on the astral plane On Thursdays I got the underworld to make some love If I told you the rest I would have to kill you soon enough But if you want to come tonight you better like that funky stuff You better like that funky stuff You got to have that funk up in your soul Or they are gonna throw you right out the door Send you back home crying to your mama's house You have got to eat sleep and breathe that funky stuff Get down and dirty like it is your middle name You don't need no doctor, for the fever you got If you want to hang around in this part of town You got to get down with the funky stuff That real funky stuff Funky stuff Ya that real funky stuff Funky stuff That real funky stuff Funky stuff Oh that real funky stuff She said can you dig it, I said I can dig it Just how far is it that we are digging She said don't ask questions, that you don't want the answers to She said what's it like being so cool and so you She said it ain't like it used to be Not like it once was before Did you have enough of the disco lemonade Here you better have some more She said it ain't like it used to be Not like it once was before She said hold me tight tonight babe Because tomorrow you won't hold me anymore No tomorrow you won't hold me anymore Tomorrow you won't hold me anymore Om She said it's all about the art of fung shui