How to Murder Your Wife

Strangle your darling with diamonds Drown her in sparkling champagne Dresses from all the sublime ones Will drive the lady insane Oh Mediterranean villa Wears down resistance for life And then shroud your endowed in Chinchilla You’re just about free now Who she’s too weak to see now So finish her off, tell her you love her And that’s how to murder your wife Smother that girl in all of that Chinchilla You’re just about free now Who she's too weak to see now So finish her off, tell her you love her And that’s how to murder your wife Just smother that girl down in Chinchilla Ooh, and that’s how you bump off your wife Just smother her down in Those minks and Chinchilla And that’s how you murder your wife