Hypothetical Girl Next Door

I've been thinking' bout us All the memories To think, just a year since we met in grad school It'd make so much more sense If we shared a past tense Little kids who pushed each other in a swimming pool In a perfect world we would watch cartoons Choosing channels caused a big fight Riding bikes through the afternoon Share a sandwich, take a big bite I could've been five when I fell for My Hypothetical girl next door Hypothetical girl next door Hypothetical girl next door We would ride the same bus I'd embarrass you I was shorter, also smaller till the 6th grade Every guy you dated? Gross Every girl I dated? Lame It's a shame — like Chase and Zoey we were afraid Then one day we would go to prom Not together but we'd want to I saw that dress — never felt so drawn I'd finally say I want you I could've been sixteen when I fell for My Hypothetical girl next door Hypothetical girl next door Hypothetical girl next door Acne or a clean face Loose tooth and ankle brace Movie night at your place Dance around with no grace What did our friends think We held hands at the ice rink When'd it start to click for you That knowing me was overdue Can't remember what my life was like before you From the moment that I met you, baby, I adored you Can't remember what my life was like before you From the moment that I met you, baby, I adored you I could've been five, I could've been sixteen, it's about time My Hypothetical girl next door