Girlboss

You wake up every morning with a big smile on your face Each day's a marathon and you're taking first place You drink your coffee from a cup that says "rise and grind" And you think to yourself "The hustle never stops and neither do I" You just wanna be a girl-boss Who makes money selling vitamins You just wanna be a girl-boss Like a regular boss but feminine You've got to mine your life for content till your followers all cry "Teach me how to be a girl-boss Whose existence is monetized!" It's not quite clear what you do but we know that you work hard (I work hard) Just fifty five hours a week and you bought a brand new car (It's a Hyundai i30) You post a quote you found on Pinterest to your Insta feed (She believed she could so she did) Then you open a new chat window and message me "Hey queen, it's been forever! How've you been? Do you wanna be a girl-boss? Do you wanna join in my F-empire? Do you wanna own a business And see you bank balance climb higher? If you can sell generic products Whose purpose is unspecified And you wanna be a girl-boss Please read my message and reply" (Prayer hands emoji) So here's to you, She-E-O Making herstory as you go Empowering women with each hashtag or DM Tell me more about how this Makes consumerism feminist If those lines are what you're selling I don't need them (Gaslight, gatekeep, girl-boss) I don't need them I don't wanna be a girl-boss I don't want a hustle on the side I don't wanna be a girl-boss I just wanna take a fucking nap or something, Jesus You know your value isn't impacted by how much you can grind Doesn't it all seem so redundant when the system was designed To benefit cis straight what men whose pockets are all lined You still wanna be a girl-boss? Okay, well, I'm not gonna buy your weird vitamins so...bye