love is overrated (so I ordered a pizza)

It's Valentine's Day, and love's in the air Couples hold hands while I just sit and stare But do I look sad? Oh no, not me I got a pizza and it's just for me Oh, candlelit dinners, yeah, that sounds nice But have you tried eating a whole bowl of rice No sharing my fries, no fights, no stress I can double-dip-yeah, I'm truly blessed Love is overrated, don't you agree I got no heartbreak, just a large cup of tea No awkward small talks, no bills to divide Just me and my snacks, and my WIFI bride Teddy bears, flowers? Man, what a scam Why buy a gift when I can buy ham No need to dress up, no where should we eat My couch is my kingdom, and I got the best seat Oh, violin music? yeah, that's real sweet But have you heard the sound of microwave beeps No texting all night, no fights over K Just me and my dog we're doing okay Maybe one day, I'll find my true love Or maybe I'll just get... more chicken nuggets So cheers to the singles, the happy and free We got all our money, and snacks on our knee Who needs a date? I got all that I need A Netflix subscription... and a bowl full of cheese