Comin' over Here

If you're coming over here Anglo Saxons learn to speak the fucking language Now I appreciate that I will now look like the worst kind of BBC Liberal apologist idiot, If you're all sitting at home watching this dubbed into Bulgarian Here they are comin' over here COMIN' OVER HERE! We've seen it all before haven't we? Ten years ago with the Poles, People going "oh the bloody Poles, comin' over here, the bloody Poles, Comin' over here being all Polish and mending everything, And fixing all the stuff we've broken, And too illiterate to read the instructions for, Doing it better than us in a second Language... bloody Poles comin' over here" Bloody Poles Comin' over here Bloody Poles Comin' over here When I was a kid 40, 45 years ago it was the Indians weren't it? Bloody Indians Comin' over here Pakistanis and Indians Comin' over here Inventing us a national cuisine And before them in the 5th century it was the Anglo-Saxons weren't it? BLOODY ANGLO-SAXONS! Comin' over here From northern continental Europe, the Anglo-Saxons, With their inlay jewellery, And their ship burial traditions, and their miserable epic poetry Longe sceolde Wyrd bið ful aræd! Swa cwæð eardstapa Earfeþa gemyndig Wraþra wælsleahta Winemæga hryre If you come over here Anglo-Saxons learn to speak the fucking language Bloody Anglo-Saxons Comin' over here And laying down the basis of our entire future language and culture COMIN' OVER HERE COMIN' OVER HERE COMIN' OVER HERE COMIN' OVER HERE Wyrd bið ful aræd! Swa cwæð eardstapa Earfeþa gemyndig Wraþra wælsleahta Winemæga hryre If you come over here Anglo-Saxons learn to speak the fucking language