I Wanna Be an Alcoholic

Well you know how it goes Oh there's a lot of people talking shit And a lot of people in business clothes But they're all assholes And they'll never know What it's like to be alive Between money, success and being on time Oh how I wanna be an alcoholic Drinking till the day I die Passing out every night For falling over Is how I wanna be remembered Be remembered Well I've heard that You have gotta have plans And you're nothing if you ain't got An expensive tie and expensive pants But fancy restaurants And universities Don't mean much at all to me Because I'm about rocking and living out dreams Oh I'll be having acid for dinner Let all the walls cave into one Let all the werewolves come Everybody watch me get thinner and thinner And waste away, waste away Oh how I wanna be an alcoholic Drink until the day I die Passing out every night For kicking your ass Is how I wanna be remembered Be remembered, be remembered Be remembered