I Met Her at the TV Smash

It was a party for the ages A party for our time Kids were bouncing off the walls The beat was mighty fine Rob was keeping tabs On who gave him a 5 If you did you got a cup And then you'd be alive Maytags made em pogo Boogie Boys were cool But when the doc showed up He took em all to school I saw her for the first time In her leather mini-skirt I swear I sweated Right through my Ramones t-shirt I met her at the TV Smash She was gliding through the yard Stepping round the broken glass I met her at the TV Smash 1-2-3-4!!! Floorboards were creaking When Tommy played the crawl It was snowing in the bedroom TV's began to fall She liked the Dead Squirrels Loved Catherine the Great I had a flutter in my belly I thought it might be fate We danced to the Nicators There were 4 of them you know After shots of tequila We got right in the flow The dog started TILTING And almost hit the floor But miracle of miracles He came right back for more I met her at the TV Smash She was gliding through the yard Stepping round the broken glass I met her at the TV Smash 5-6-7-8!! The keg got kicked at one The party raged on The frenzy really hit As we got closer to the dawn We went OVER to Sam's Right next to the row I got an onion sub To prove I was in the know Wordly goods were smashed Cheese cut up his thumb Things started to slow I tried to not act dumb She gave me a look I finally made a move We kissed all night I never lost my groove I met her at the TV Smash She was gliding through the yard Stepping round the broken glass I met her at the TV Smash The greatest night ever A legendary bash Yeah!!