I Wanna Sleep!

Ever Since I turned fifty I've been feeling pretty shitty I cover it with a smile on my face And a dose of being witty Walking down the stairs my joints pop and creak My eyes are read my muscles are weak Theres only one thing that'll cure me That's right man - I wanna sleep I wanna sleep (He wants to sleep) I wanna sleep (He needs to sleep) I wanna sleep (He can't sleep) Infants and dogs make me jelly I WANNA SLEEP! Ever since I turned sixty My brains are feeling extra crispy Like Popeye's chicken fried for too long Or the Hunan beef from Mr Wong Went to the doctor to have him take a peak He said yer just old and getting weak I said thanks for nothing doc you son of a bitch If I cash you outside I'll throw you in a ditch I wanna sleep (He wants to sleep) I wanna sleep (He needs to sleep) I wanna sleep (He can't sleep) Infants and dogs make me jelly I WANNA SLEEP! I've tried all the stupid methods out there Counting sheep and a pillow that's square Meditation and sleep stories Even hibernating like a bear One of these days I'll turn Seven-Oh And by then I truly hope to know How to nap real good and fall asleep fast Cop some z's and be able to crash I wanna sleep (He wants to sleep) I wanna sleep (He needs to sleep) I wanna sleep (He can't sleep) Infants and dogs make me jelly Because I wanna sleep (He wants to sleep) I wanna sleep (He needs to sleep) I wanna sleep (He can't sleep) Infants and dogs make me jelly I WANNA SLEEP!