Universally Credited

Today I wake to be myself again The early bird rising at 1pm Another wasted me another wasted day I'll hide myself and hope I'll go away I remember when someone said I could never make my own bed I remember when somebody said You can try and talk a little more Six days past since you leave your house To spend some time alone and watch the porn Take a year to figure yourself out To realise you don't wanna be born I remember when somebody said We'll be universally credited I remember when somebody It's experience on your CV Looking in the mirror and I'll judge myself But I'll never like the things I see Everyday we want to kill ourselves In a mentally appealing way I remember when somebody said God helps those who help themselves But exclude the poor and ill-fated We're just scroungers anyway Bitter scroungers and a waste of space Bitter scroungers and a waste of space Bitter scroungers and a waste of space Bitter scroungers and a waste of space