The Main Event

Slowpoke Left in the dust You're supposed to be the most curious And if you are you haven't convinced us I move in From afar Tossed the luggage in the back of the car This is where myself and I part I walk in The food mart Drunk behind the wheel of the shopping cart I could barely get it to start Commence liftoff Only to abandon ship I tried to leave But we all know how that went They're all waiting For the main event Incumbent Of the bored Always leave you wanting more Of the tricks, crawling on all fours Landing strip At my core The marshaller waves me in for A checkup I couldn't ignore Commence liftoff Only to abandon ship I tried to leave But we all know how that went They're all waiting For the main event Slowpoke Left in the dust You're supposed to be the most curious And if you are you haven't convinced us