The Miracle Worker

Down in the engine room where the warp core hums I keep her together when the trouble comes Dilithium's cracking the conduits are fried But give me a second and I'll keep her alive I'm the miracle worker a Scot through and through If it's falling apart I'll find the glue The plasma coils are fried the nacelles are cracked I'll need twenty minutes to get her back Captain she'll blow I say every day But I keep her running in my own special way With a bottle of scotch and my engineering team I'll push her to warp with a head full of steam I'm the miracle worker a Scot through and through If it's falling apart I'll find the glue The coils are fried the nacelles are cracked I'll need ten minutes to get her back The Klingons are chasing the shields are down The core's overheating but I won't let her drown Captain we're holding I shout aye aye And now that popinjay is going to die You want to go meet god or rescue Captain Kirk Or taunt the Klingons till they go berserk The Enterprise and I we'll make our stand Laddie I know her like the back of my hand I'm the miracle worker a Scot through and through If it's falling apart I'll find the glue The coils were fried the nacelles were cracked But we're at full power now and we're on the attack So raise a glass to the man with the tools I'm keep things running by breaking the rules When the chips are down you better worry not I'm in engineering giving her all she's got