Axiom II

This is Axiom the 2nd reporting Our ship is assigned to scan all your topographies for optimal sub-frequency response The planet temperature is 45.3 degrees centigrade Atmospheric conditions are 27 percent oxygen and 3-billion percent plutonium form zero six The perfect conditions for heavy bass New biosphere detected Now approaching planet Kormsa The planet's temperature is 208.9 degrees centigrade The surface is covered in wild storms of phaser beams Now approaching Our splice project has malfunctioned Calculating repair protocol Preparing to land on next available celestial body Gravitational conditions are of nothing I've seen before Initiating bass shields Here we go (Here we go) New biosphere detected (Here we go) Now approaching the event horizon Our ion thrusters are no longer able to escape the gravitational field Preparing to disappear