My Own Biggest Critic

I was never the smartest kid in my class I was never the coolest kid either I was never the funniest, the prettiest, the most handthom Heh, handthom- I have a lisp sometimes I was never the most trustworthy I have a problem with saving money I usually can't really keep a job very long after I get it I don't pay rent I'm a picky eater, I'm impatient I have an anger problem My last relationship ended because I couldn't stop lying And I couldn't stay faithful I never said that I'm a hero cuz I think that I'm a villain in the greater sense I flake on plans I never finish what I started If I ever drop this song it means I finally kept one of my fucking promises And honestly It'll be half-hearted And that's just if I'm being honest I think I'm hard to talk to cuz the way I interrupt I think I'm hard to hang with cuz I need a couple bucks I'm sorry that I'm bothering, I really hate to do it Man, I hate to be a nuisance, but I gotta catch the bus Or some other stupid reason I'm a tad too friendly to the ones I know that hate me Tad too envious of folks I'll never hang with I'm a bad son I don't call my dad ever I guess I should right I'm a loser, loser, baby So why don't you come kill me Loser, loser, baby I think I'll go home right now