Stuck in Area 51

I flew my ship across the stars Landed softly, no alarms But before I knew, they grabbed my ray Now I'm stuck in this weird place all day They call it Area 51 Guess my vacation's come undone Humans stare, all wide-eyed They think I'm here to start a fight Hey, I just wanted a trip to the sun Now I'm stuck in Area 51 These guys in white suits poke my skin I swear, I didn't plan to check in Oh, I just wanted a Martian fun But I'm trapped in Area 51 I asked for coffee, they gave me slime I said "peace," they thought it was a crime They're measuring my extra toe And asking if I've been to Pluto They take selfies with my glowing face And probe me like I'm from outer space Okay, well, maybe that's true But I just wanted to see Earth's zoo Hey, I just wanted a trip to the sun Now I'm stuck in Area 51 These guys in white suits poke my skin I swear, I didn't plan to check in Oh, I just wanted a martian fun But I'm trapped in Area 51 Now I'm plotting my escape tonight Gonna beam up in the speed of light But wait-what's that? They've got pizza pies Okay, maybe I'll stay and try those fries Hey, I came for a trip in the sun But Area 51 might be kinda fun These humans are weird, but the food's not bad Maybe getting caught ain't so sad Oh, I came for a cosmic run Now I'm chilling in Area 51 Yeah, I came for a galactic ride But now I'm Earth's new alien guide They think I'm strange, but they're the ones Who live in a world with no ray guns So here I'll stay, under the sun The coolest alien in Area 51 Yeah, I came for a galactic ride But now I'm Earth's new alien guide They think I'm strange, but they're the ones Who live in a world with no ray guns So here I'll stay, under the sun The coolest alien in Area 51