Merry Xmas To Everyone But U, Bitch!

Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doooo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doooo Doo Lights are shining we're feeling so merry We're happy not to see you-whore Home Alone 2 is playing on the telly But you ain't welcome through our door Ate so much lunch got a full belly Presents wrapped with bows and strings Everyone's singing Mariah Carey But all you think is hateful things Fa la to the la Bah hum to the bug This year really all I want Is you not to be so smug Merry Christmas to everyone but you-bitch I've got no festive love for those that switch Santa's got a list and on it you're not nice In the cold outside I'll freeze you out like ice Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doooo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doooo Doo Snowflakes falling softly glisten A call from you I hit ignore To more Christmas songs we listen Please don't come around here anymore Fa la to the la Bah hum to the bug This year really all I want Is you not to be so smug Merry Christmas to everyone but you-bitch I've got no festive love for those that switch Santa's got a list and on it you're not nice In the cold outside I'll freeze you out like ice Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doooo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doooo Doo Tinsel sparkling bright and clear Spreading laughter and holiday cheer Mistletoes and kisses too But not a single one for you Merry Christmas to everyone but you-bitch I've got no festive love for those that switch Santa's got a list and on it you're not nice In the cold outside I'll freeze you out like ice Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doooo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doooo Doo