Of Adoration and Effervescence

Oh, lover! My sweet Our ardor so scrumptious How delicious was the bond we shared Why did you spoil it? You let us go bad Our affection left out too long to rot Your astringent words I'll silence Bound to the chair, muzzled, and gagged In this aphasic state You look good enough to eat Oh no! It does appear That you expired overnight my dear I've really overdone it this time Cook up a scheme to erase this crime My cold raw former bride Meet my culinary side Unite Be now intertwined Simmer down, my flame Can't let you go to waste I leave you now to baste In your final resting place Is this too shallow a grave? 'Twill only be four days May you be embalmed with spice Let this oven be your shrine And this crock pot your crypt Steam rises from your shell Your broth bubbling Could this be your essence effervescing? Oh! We've gone too far We're both in hot water now My darling, roast in peace Your features gone Still somehow you're babbling Through aqueous means Shut up! Death's stifling hand Powerless against Gynecic tongues