H.C.D.

They broke the mold when they made him There could only ever be the one He told a lot of stories One went like this Winter '66 he went huntin' in the forest While shacking up with Delores and their illegitimate kid A snow storm came along he just had to push on H.C.D. Walked right off a cliff He did not die! He just laid there for a while Getting back his strength by lighting up a smoke Beats the hell out of me How H.C.D. Got up and found his way back home. He once told me he had He had three belly buttons And for the ladies No goodnight kiss meant Your walkin' home He had three belly buttons And for the ladies No goodnight kiss meant Your walkin' home I met him in the 80's He was living with his sister Still smoking like a chimney Made Margaret crazy Friday night! Was our night! To hang with them My pizza place T.G.I.F. and cards We did not die Margaret liked it hot We found ourselves slowly shedding clothes Beats the hell out of me how H.C.D. didn't melt away or have a fucking stroke! P-chew