Push Me Away (An Ode to Lewis Brindley)

Dark and stormy night It always seems to be I take a walk by the canal To blow off some steam and I see The man of my dreams You strolled up to me From out of the dark Megaphone in hand As you walked out the park You see in my eyes the fear and distress When you place your hand on my chest As you push, push, push me away Push, push, push me away As this briefest encounter ends in a flash I'll try not to make such a splash I misread your advances Your arms were outstretched Not to embrace me But to push me instead You see in my eyes the fear and distress When you place your hand on my chest As you push, push, push me away Push, push, push me away The last thing I'll ever comprehend Is your trademark eloquence Legit or quit, crabs are people, clams are people Legit or quit, crabs are people, clams are people I cannot hold it in my hands It both scares and terrifies me F*ck you, f*ck you, f*ck you, f*ck you I can just f*ck you like I want Oh my god you didn't You don't want all the Teletubbies to die here do you Drink that cummy custard or else I'm gonna have to cut ya You know what? Drink it, f*ck you, drink it, f*ck you F*ck you, f*ck you, f*ck you, f*ck you As you push, push, push me away Push, push, push me away You dashed my heart away to the sands I scooped it up with my fucking hands As you pushed, pushed, pushed me away Pushed, pushed, pushed me away I contemplate eternity As my soul ascends to heaven And my body floats to sea