Burr Feralton Rap Battle

The only way he got eliza to swoon Is that he took a shot at me While I was aiming at the moon And he flips his greasy burgers While he calls himself the king But he sounds more like squidward And I will own him when I sing You had a son with my wife But removed him from your life Pathetic a founding fathers daddy issues with his kid All the while a BFA bitch makes it up as a niche You broke the third wall Like you broke your wife's heart But I put it back together Yeah that's all my fault Sorry that my burgers are taking off When for once in your life You cannot Phillip twos a great kid You can thank my DNA Cause like maury told us I'm the daddy My father wasn't around I swear that I will be around for you Who sang that and meant it Lets ask phillip two Has he ever called you dad No Boohoo I wonder why that is I guess he didn't think its fun That in his first twelve years You didn't claim him as a son So even though a d list tubers Out here rewriting history If my sons in my life The winner isn't a mystery Bars