Yeehaw song (country girl country boy)

Country girl Country boy Hetero story What a joy! It's a tale Older than dirt But that bright young woman Is going to take off her shirt Country man Without a plan (He has no plan) Falls head first In love and in dirt (So much dirt) He cares for the cow But not for his heart He falls in the dirt again The cow lets out a fart Even though their family tree looks like a spider web Stressful situations fill them full of dread They still belong together His mom even said those two gave her the tinglies That's not weird for her to say so grow up please Donkey kong on her heart and boobies (You know the lyrics sing along) Country girl country boy Hetero story (SO STRAIGHT) What a joy it's a tale older than dirt But that handsome cowboy is going under her skirt (They're fucking)