A Tiny Piece Of Christmas

My wife, she loves Christmas Life of me I don't know why My wife, she loves Christmas Think of it I wanna cry She loves trees, she loves angels Decorating half the yard Dancing 'round to Johnny Mathis Taping Rudolf's nose to my car Tangled lights and in-law fights Presents never right Not my favourite time of year Shopping malls and icy falls Can't we skip it all The Grinch was on to something here All I want is just a quiet snuggle Here beside the tree A tiny piece of Christmas Just for you and me I can hear Christmas carols Some of them ain't bad Christmas lights, kinda pretty But I pretend that I'm still mad Egg nog? Now you're talkin' Just pour a little rum in there Come sit down, I'll be your Santa Tell you what you wanna hear Tangled lights and in-law fights Presents never right Not my favourite time of year Shopping malls and icy falls Can't we skip it all The Grinch was on to something here All I want is just a quiet snuggle Here beside the tree A tiny piece of Christmas Just for you and me