Remember to move my car

I bought the car off a guy named Barry Barry said the engine purrs like a cat I didn’t get that But it coughed like a sick horse I never showed him my licence, didn’t have one to show but I smiled a lot. Maintained eye contact. Agreed a lot and felt hot But it was cold Insurance? Who needs it? It’s overrated, Like Matcha smoothies Barry gave me an extra tyre and the keys, No fob That tyre was balding like his dog I gave him cash. I offered a handshake but it was ignored. Get you Barry. But it made sense. Now I need someone to move that car Wedged between a lamppost and Brenda's well guarded fence I am like Dali when it comes to parking. Everything melts into one when I check the rear-view mirror Someone said an unleaded is a must But this car runs on takeaway crumb dust Yesterday I hit a wheelie bin. Now it looks a bit like me Tried to reverse, but forgot the gear Now it’s merged with the pavement. Modern Art. Stuck there with the Stuckists. Emin and Hirst would have have a view Jenny takes a look. Posted on Nextdoor “Hasn’t been moved for days” Jason posted a comment on X “Kids will be kids” That didn’t make sense Someone needs to move my car Before it becomes a landmark Jason’s dog is barking Local teens have trashed the windscreen Someone with a lanyard is giving it the once over A man with a laptop is looking something up I taped the steering wheel and hoped for the best The engine pinged What's up Contacting me All smiley “Hey do you know you car is on fire” I deleted it I don’t own a car anyway