The Rude Awakening

So you’re with the girl of your dreams But Ravishing Rick Rude has hit the scene He will steal your girl then break her heart This is the Rude Awakening He will steal your girl then kick your ass Simply Ravishing He’s in a different class from you Out of shape and fat You don’t stand a chance You are not invited to this dance He will steal your girl then break her heart This is the Rude Awakening Stealing girls, breaking hearts, and leaving you the fool You are left to rot in your cesspool Airbrushing women on his pants Sweat hogs just like you Never had a chance Soulmates don’t exist in this nightmare Ravishing Rick Rude is stealing wives In the afterlife