Golden Shower

Some people like to get gifts A lot of people like to get rings and things, but if I could give you something a little more personal It shouldn't come a surprise That I am willing to give you something beyond other guys It only means our relationship is versatile Back when you wanted it, I was discouraged I wanted to give it, but I was too nervous I set away time and I mustered the courage And now it's gonna be alright If I could give you anything in the world I'd give you a golden shower I can promise you that it's not gonna hurt So, let me give you a golden shower Give you a golden shower It'll probably last a half an hour But don't go sour about getting a golden shower Right off the bat I was sure I Thought to myself it was the perfect gift for her And I knew it would mold into your life so perfectly You should have known from the start That I would give you anything cause you took my heart And I hope that you would enjoy it certainly Most gifts are useless, absurd, an excuse for A promise in wrapping that probably won't happen A glimmery gadget at first is fantastic But this kind of thing will last If I could give you anything in the world I'd give you a golden shower I can promise you that it's not gonna hurt So, let me give you a golden shower Give you a golden shower It'll probably last a half an hour But don't go sour about getting a golden shower She was nervous yet excited as I was ready to present the gift of our one-year anniversary Sweat dropped down my cold forehead as I began expressing my love to her Countless times I would have died for her and like a blur I blurted out "I Love You" And as the gift unfolded, her face filled with glee, come to realize, it was only pee If I could give you anything in the world I'd give you a golden shower I can promise you that it's not gonna hurt So, let me give you a golden shower If I could give you anything in the world I'd give you a golden shower And I know it's going to seem absurd But, let me give you a golden shower If I could give you anything in the world I'd give you a golden shower And I promise you babe it's not gonna hurt So, let me give you a golden shower Give you a golden shower, I drink twelve gallons or water But don't go sour about getting a golden shower