Miracle Diet

Now and then I get bent out of shape And I can't move Under all my weight I'm just a door That you don't use anymore Push until you ache But I'm stuck in place Nobody's safe When I feel this way I've been upside down Now I'm right side up Someone switched the taps And now the cold is hot I'm a broken valve All rusted through You can turn me on And I will turn on you It's getting harder to swallow And my throat's getting sore It will be harder tomorrow This is a cruel form of war Someone put lead in the water Someone poisoned the food It's a miracle diet That's why I'm looking so good Nobody's safe When I feel this way