Daydreamin'

Daydreamin' Yeah, I'm a white boy, guess it figures Got a hard time rhymin and I can=t say 'niggaz' Aw shit I just went there, better than dead air Never seen a mongol with freckles and red hair? Never been ridin, spend my time hidin In studios layin down tracks that I lied in Don't give a shit if ya think I'm frontin My mouth's only big enough to fit the next blunt in Don't got a horde, just a lame-ass posse Drinkin from a box says 'Carlo Rossi' Don't got a sword or mongol spear Just a few free minutes and a lukewarm beer But I got some rhythm and a few choice words And I freely give 'em to the geeks and the nerds Out there in the audience, listen to 'em scream Now you're livin in my daydream. Chorus: Daydreamin With my mind on my money and my money on my rhyme Daydreamin Put the lime in the coconut and chase it with the wine Daydreamin Another sign and a sign and there's everywhere a sign Daydreamin Well the bag is empty I guess cuz the cat's out Poor motherfuckers just standin with our hats out Dance if ya like it, listen if we mic it Buy it if we hype when they get the stats out Makin these records is a must for me, and you nuts agree That it's cool cuz it must be, Even if I'm Rusty, even if I'm dusty Old-ass cracker but I'm still kinda lusty Lookin at the girlies, shorties and the curlies Bring on the Heather Grahams and the Liz Hurleys Psychedelic bitches with their hair full of flowers I still shag better than Austin Powers Love you for hours, it never sours Longer than it takes to watch "The Two Towers" Nah, I'm just shittin you, two pumps and I cream but Now you're livin in my daydream. Chorus So now y'all get the point that I'm drivin I'm nowhere close to Snoop or Mike Diamond But I keep tryin, it's better than dyin Prob'ly do better if I just quit jivin But I can't help it and my lips keep flappin Gotta admit, I had all of your hands clappin Livin out Attila in my mind and this rhyme is sublime, So fine, you know it had to happen Better than sex and f*ck man sex rocks Better than thumbin my controller at the X-box Better than layin on the couch till the phone rings Waitin for the next call, prayin for the next knocks Drownin in the apathy, chokin on the boredom Pick up the mic and start the recordin Let all The Horde in, watch their swords gleam cuz Now you're livin in my daydream. Chorus End