The Salty Ol' Seaman

Oh I set sail with a belly full'a rum Me peg leg creaks and me fingers are numb Got a map on me arse but the ink did run Now we're lost and the crew's gone dumb! Heave-ho! The salty ol' seaman! Balls to the wind and me ship's still leanin'! Swab the deck and plug that crack Or we'll all be fish food cold and black! A mermaid winked from the starboard side But she swam off when I dropped me pride Turns out fish gals ain't impressed By a man with barnacles on his chest! Heave-ho! The salty ol' seaman! Balls to the wind and me ship's still leanin'! Swab the deck and plug that crack Or we'll all be fish food cold and black! Heave-ho! The salty ol' seaman! Nets full o' fish and the crew is screamin'! If we don't find land by dawn We'll be snackin' on first mate Shaun! The captain slipped on a slick old squid Now he's stuck in a barrel with a busted rib The parrot's drunk the compass lies And the cook just served us jellyfish pies! Heave-ho! The salty ol' seaman! Balls to the wind and me ship's still leanin'! Swab the deck and plug that crack Or we'll all be fish food cold and black! The kraken came for a midnight snack But we scared 'im off with first mate's crack Now the ship smells worse than hell And the crew's all singin' farewell! Heave-ho! The salty ol' seaman! Balls to the wind and me ship's still leanin'! Swab the deck and plug that crack Or we'll all be fish food cold and black! Heave-ho! The salty ol' seaman! Riding the waves till we all stop breathin'! Sink or swim we'll raise our glass And moon Poseidon with me pale white ass!