He Came Too Quickly

Into the city Walter Mitty Went with wind in his sails Into Studio 95 He picked the pixy looking minx He parted with forty quid She could show him a thing or five And after a tour of the bars A couple of jars He left her with a smile that never came With wild eyes to idolise The town crier cried When he left her when he came But never smiled He got up stiffly When she said she was his ho for the night Was the only one he dreamed about He came too quickly Left a sickly aftertaste in her mouth He ran out naked Shaking, holding his clothes And after a tour of the bars A couple of jars He left her with a smile that never came With wild eyes to idolise The town crier cried When he left her when he came But never smiled Left her with a smile that never came Again, again, again, again Who do you know Who do you know When you're back in your parents' house You'll know, wow That life's not easy You watch your back And care if they could know about All the things they'd rather not know And the weight of the conscience Hides my stains, my stains The STDs won't go The names hurt more If they could know about Please don't say they know about that About that About that Left without a smile