The Man on TV is Gay

Uh hum The man on TV is gay Made the papers' day Yet it seems so strange To see him with his date Yeah eeyeah eeyeah On the front page Yeah eeyeah eeyeah Yeah it seems so strange The man on TV's gay He used to be so straight I dare not relate As ratings inflate Yeah eeyeah eeyeah For novelty's sake Yeah eeyeah eeyeah Coz we're all strange We're all strange He sniffed out the antidote to cyanide It blew his house down As his cheeks were glowing red With his pants down The wife who wasn't in his bed Won't say a word She's known for years Because lightning hit the high point As soon as that Lightning hit the high point So for one in five Watch out now It could be you The man on TV is gay But is the TV gay Or just gay