Changeling

There's a he-she-it-situation in the cradle room And it's up for adoption if anyone shows interest soon As soon as they laid eyes on Baby Tears of joy came streaming down Just a nutcase couple of boobies would've done their worst For such a moon-faced, starry-eyed baby of the universe Where you came from, who you're made from What you feed on, no one knows You're Mummy's little Changeling You're one of Daddy's favorite things Shoo-bee-doo-bee-dum-dum-duh The love you bring has made us sing A song for our Baby Changeling Even if we could, we'd never Change a thing on our Baby Changeling Superjective, aim-effective, love-responsive soul Shoo-bee-doo-bee-dum-dum-duh The love you bring has made us sing A song for our Baby Changeling Even if we could, we'd never Change a thing on our Baby Changeling By the age of school they had figured out that Baby C Was a transgender superpowered creature of the galaxy Boyish, girly, swirly, curly Grouchy, growly, the bullies are food For Mummy's little Changeling You're one of Daddy's favorite things Shoo-bee-doo-bee-dum-dum-duh The love you bring has made us sing A song for our Baby Changeling Even if we could, we'd never Change a thing on our Baby Changeling You're Mummy's little Changeling You're one of Daddy's favorite things Shoo-bee-doo-bee-dum-dum-duh The love you bring has made us sing A song for our Baby Changeling Even if we could, we'd never Change a thing on our Baby C Change nothing on our Baby Change nothing on our Baby Changeling