AmberThief

Let me tell you about a man from Saturday night The bloke in question never has smokes but you bet he always has a light If you think you're safe well you better, better think again Cause if you got some skins, a couple filters too Well then you've got a new best friend. And do you wanna know why? Cause he's the AmberThief Now I don't know about you but he's always trying to rob my leaf He's a bad man Let me tell you about the AmberThief He never got ganj but he always got the kief The smoking area is his home He got nothing in his pocket but a new iPhone You ask him real nice if he'll give you a go His signal says yes but his credit says no Cause he's the AmberThief And like I said he's a bad man Cause he's the AmberThief Couple things you need to know about the AmberThief That empty bus you got on last week? He sat down right beside you I once seen this man give a smoke to a baby And then he took it back before the baby could even take a drag Who does that Let me tell you about the man you need to know The AmberThief is the Robin Hood of fleecing tobacco He made small talk with some dodgy blokes Said he's got a few mates they know Well his will became clear when he cut the shit and said Lads, any chance of a blow See they should have known This guy walks up to them with a White Russian made out of oat milk Talking about the dangers of gluten while sniffing up a big ol' line of ketamine Obvious tell Let's get back to the event that's about to unfold The AmberThief fills his lungs with a smoke that he didn't roll The man who owned this cigarette knew exactly what to do Later on that night sure he took his phone and he turned the Thief black and blue He was the AmberThief Well not anymore He was the AmberThief Let me tell you about a man from Saturday night The bloke in question now has smokes and you bet he always has a light If he thinks he's safe well he better, better think again Cause if he doesn't have skins, or filters too well then he might meet his second end