50 Ways to Leave Your Lover

The problem is all inside your head She said to me
 The answer is easy if you
 take it logically
 I’d like to help you in your struggle
 to be free
 There must be fifty ways
 to leave your lover She said, it’s really not my habit to intrude
 Furthermore, I hope my meaning
 Won’t be lost or misconstrued
 But I’ll repeat myself
 At the risk of being crude
 There must be fifty ways
 to leave your lover
 Fifty ways to leave your lover Just slip out the back, Jack Make a new plan, Stan You don’t need to be coy, Roy Just get yourself free
 Hop on the bus, Gus You don’t need to discuss much Just drop off the key, Lee And get yourself free Ooh, slip out the back, Jack Make a new plan, Stan You don’t need to be coy, Roy Just listen to me
 Hop on the bus, Gus You don’t need to discuss much Just drop off the key, Lee And get yourself free She said, it grieves me so
 to see you in such pain
 I wish there was something I could do
 To make you smile again 
I said, I appreciate that
 And would you please explain 
About the fifty ways She said, why don’t we both
 just sleep on it tonight
 And I believe in the morning 
You’ll begin to see the light And then she kissed me
 And I realized she probably was right
 There must be fifty ways
 to leave your lover
 Fifty ways to leave your lover Just slip out the back, Jack Make a new plan, Stan You don’t need to be coy, Roy Just get yourself free
 Hop on the bus, Gus You don’t need to discuss much Just drop off the key, Lee And get yourself free Ooh, slip out the back, Jack Make a new plan, Stan You don’t need to be coy, Roy Just listen to me
 Hop on the bus, Gus You don’t need to discuss much Just drop off the key, Lee And get yourself free