The TacoMan (Remix)

There once was a channel that put to sea The man on the channel was named rudy The prints went up, singles dipped down He'd Buy Those Cards And Hold He had not been two weeks in store When Rudy made his first big score His patrons called all hands and swore They'd buy Alpha and hold Soon may the TacoMan come Creepy Basement Investor Scum One day when the timmies are done He'll buy their cards and hold He built the bridge he's living under From his hoarded planechase blunder He's still down there slapping chalupas Until they turn to gold Now cardboard product fills his store Pokemon cards block the bathroom door His ex girlfriend dumped him and swore He should have gone and sold Soon may the TacoMan come Creepy Basement Investor Scum One day when the timmies are done He'll buy their cards and hold No card is safe, no format stable As reprint sets destroy your singles Old Man Rudy told you so... Reserved List to the Moon The greed monster smells free tendies From secondary market equity Rudy shouts to buy the list As printers all go brrrrrrrrrrrr Soon may the TacoMan come Creepy Basement Investor Scum One day when the timmies are done He'll buy their cards and hold Soon may the TacoMan come Creepy Basement Investor Scum One day when the timmies are done He'll buy their cards and hold